Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the dyslectic goth have the best Christmases?

Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.

Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.

Joke: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courthouse?