Good Jokes

Joke: A golf club walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later" replies the bartender.

Joke: Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little girl who swallowed ten quarters last night doing?"
Nurse: "No change yet."

Joke: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Joke: What is a polar bear's favorite food?