Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, he kills them.

Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?

Joke: In a football game the qb says shotgun. A defensive player gets his car, sits in the passenger seat, and yells shotgun. The qb says shotgun again. The defensive player gets a shotgun and shoots. The qb says hut and the defensive player brings a hut. The qb asks what are you doing? The defensive player says what you asked.

Joke: What's the best way to comfort a grammar Nazi?