Good Jokes

Joke: What kind of plant do you put in a cake?

Joke: A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor "Where is my baby?!"

The doctor replies "They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl. Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them."

The woman looked concerned "Oh no. What did he name them?"

"He named the girl Denise," The doctor replies.

The woman, relieved "Well that's not so bad. What about the boy?"

"Denephew."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman!
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.

Joke: What's the best way to throw a party in space?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldehyde!
Aldehyde who?
...
Must have been a leaving group.