Good Jokes

Joke: a blind man walks into a bar...... and a table, and a stool.

Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?

Joke: What do u get when you cross a cactus and a pig?

Joke: What do you get when you mix a donkey and a onion?

Joke: Four boys were late for school. So the teacher ask them. Teacher: " Ryan, why were you late?" Ryan: " Because, my clock was 15 minutes late." Teacher: " Josh, why were you late?" Josh: " Because, tires got flat." Teacher: " Zack, why were you late?" Zack: " Because, I ate a lot of food this morning, so I walk slowly to school." After Zack finished, Oliver started to cry. The teacher asked " Why are you crying Oliver? I didn't even ask you yet." Oliver replies " They all said the excuses I am going to say." Teacher: "WHAT!"