Good Jokes

Joke: Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Joke: A man and a woman is out and skate, when suddently a terrible accident happens the women falls down. The man looks shoocked and says: what happened to your hands? Her : nothing im fine. Him: pew thank God for a minute there i thought you broke our dishwasher.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.

Joke: What did the Trick or Treat bucket say to the candy?

Joke: There are 10 cats sitting in a tree. When one falls off, how many are left sitting in the tree?