Good Jokes

Joke: Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on the ice? It might 'crack' up.

Joke: What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?

Joke: Why don't penguins live in England? They are scared of Wales.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, she's the same height lying down!

Joke: Only a week after Christmas an irate Mum stormed into the toyshop. "I'm bringing back this unbreakable toy fire engine," she said to the man behind the counter. "It's useless!" "Surely he hasn't broken it already?" "No, he's broken all his other toys with it."