Good Jokes

Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?

Joke: Teacher: The sky is the limit for all of you.

Student: I don't have a real limit, my potential is exponential.

Joke: Chuck Norris' blood type isn't AB, it's BA.

Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?

Joke: Do you believe in one God?
Mathematician: Yes, up to isomorphism!