Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is a mater of Microsoft Excel... On a typewriter.

Joke: What do you call competing podiatrists?

Joke: How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!