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Joke: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?


Punch line: He just needed a little space!


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Joke: What do you say to the "Dye" when you want it go on?


Punch line: Die, dye!


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Nascar


Punch line: As in "My uncle Pete sure has a Nascar." **(nice car)


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize


Punch line: As in "I knew Billie Sue wud marry me the moment I cauterize". **(caught her eyes)


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Joke: If you had sex every single day for a year and used a condom every time and at the end of the year you turn those used condoms into a tire, what would you call the tire?


Punch line: One hell of a good year


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