Good Jokes

Joke: The big bad wolf sneaks up behind the horny Little Red Riding Hood and tells her they're going to have sex. She reaches in her picnic basket and pulls out a gun and says, "no, you're not you're going to eat me just like the book says".

Joke: Why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?

Joke: Did you hear about the new Anti-Gravity book ?

Joke: What did the man say when he was cooled to absolute zero?

Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?