Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, Chuck invented the visible light color spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.

Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?

Joke: What kind of candy gets the giggles?

Joke: Why are cats better at math than dogs?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?