Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.

Joke: A blonde asks her brunette friend, "Do you know what IDK stands for?"

Her friend replies, "I don't know."

The blonde replies, "OMG nobody does!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grab
Grab who?
Not me!

Joke: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"