Good Jokes

Joke: A woman is pulled over and the officer asks her for her license. He looks at it and says "Ma'm, your license says you should be wearing glasses?"

The woman replies "I have contacts sir."

The officer gets mad and yells "I don't care who you know, you're getting a ticket!"

Joke: What's purple and commutes?

Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?

Joke: Where did the dentist go on his vacation?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I can say who!
I can say who who?
Do you always have to one up me?