Good Jokes

Joke: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?

Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.

Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."

Joke: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who do not.