Good Jokes

Joke: What animal talks the most?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
...

Joke: A man is getting into a nice warm bath to relax. Once he is situated he hears the doorbell ring. He is mad but he gets up and dries off. As he is walking to the door he falls to the ground hurting his back. When he finally gets to the door the person at the door says "Oh, sorry. I think I'm at the wrong house."

The man is angry so he yells "Are you serious?"

The person at the door replies "Chill out man, you need to take a hot bath or something."

Joke: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Joke: What did the hardware store owner say to the man that stole copper wire?