Good Jokes

Joke: A statistician is going through security in an airport. They discover a bomb in his luggage. When they ask him about it he says "The chances a bomb are on a plane is 1/10000, but the chances that two are on the plane is 1/100000000. Just trying to be safe."

Joke: Chuck Norris eats breakfast at McDonald's each morning... At 11:05!

Joke: Why doesn't Superman need a manager?

Joke: What do you call a pig who has mastered karate?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!