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Joke: Why did the clock break?
32 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who who who who who, how long do I have to do this? Who who who...
9 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A man is on a long flight and he starts shaking. A flight attendant notices he is disturbed and asks him if she can do anything to calm him down. He says yes so she brings him a drink.
An hour later he is shaking again but even worse. So she gets him another drink and brings it to him.
Another hour goes by and now he is crying. The flight attendant approaches him and the man yells "Why are you people doing this to me?"
The flight attendant replies "Sir calm down, why are you so afraid of flying?"
The man replies "Flying? I'm trying to get sober!"
3 ratings
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Joke: What do you call a pig who has mastered karate?
2 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What is lead's favorite kind of music?
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