Good Jokes

Joke: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: What's wrong with unemployment jokes?

Joke: A kid asks his dad, "What does gay mean?"

His dad replies, "It means happy."

The kid asks, "Are you gay dad?"

The father replies, "No, son. I'm married."