Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat calories gave up

Joke: Teacher: kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! now, what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon!! Teacher: Great job! and what does the fat cow give you? Kids: HOMEWORK!! :)

Joke: A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir." the boys

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don't turn red from blood?"

Little Johnny shouted "It's because your feet aren't empty."

Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she got a cut and gravy poured out.