Good Jokes

Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?

Joke: What do you call a barbie in a line? A barbiequeue!

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."