28 ratings
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Joke: The past, present and future walked into a bar... It was tense!
20 ratings
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Joke: A pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch, pegleg, and hook for a hand. The bartender notices his leg, "How did you get that pegleg?"
The pirate replies, "It were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard. The shark bit my leg off!"
"Wow," replies the bartender. "What about that hand?"
The pirate replies, "It were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard. The whale bit my leg off!"
"Oh," replies the bartender. "How about the eye?"
The pirate replies, "It were many years ago. I were walkin' on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye."
"And that blinded you?" asked the bartender.
"No, it twas my first day with the hook."
54 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
OCD!
OCD who?
OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who?
8 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I love that show.
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