Good Jokes

Joke: Two kids are in the bathroom. As one is leaving the other yells to him, "In the fourth grade they teach us to wash our hands after we pee."

The other kid yells back, "In the fifth grade they teach us not to piss on our hands."

Joke: The king asks his rack operator, "How are things going?"

The operator replies, "It's just one long knight after another."

Joke: What rock group has four men but no singer?

Joke: What do you call a zoo that only has 1 dog?

Joke: Chuck Norris has a cellphone car charger. It only takes 5 minutes to charge his car.