Good Jokes

Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."

Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."

Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"

Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday morning?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Joke: How did the man feel when somebody stole all of his lamps?