Good Jokes

Joke: How do you know you're driving way too fast on the road?

Joke: A wife and her husband are at the dentist. The wife tells the dentist, "I don't have time for anesthesia, just hurry up and pull it."

The dentist replies, "You sure are a brave woman. Just show me which tooth it is and you'll be on your way."

The woman turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth honey."

Joke: Why is pushing the envelope pointless?

Joke: What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.