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Joke: What did Jon do when his dog ate his science book?


Punch line: He took the words right out of his mouth.


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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, Dracula bit her and got diabetes.


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Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?


Punch line: It was a little shellfish.


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Joke: What did the ghost tell his wife?


Punch line: You look boo-tiful tonight!


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Joke: A first grade teacher tells her class that she is American and asks them to raise their hands if they are American.

All of their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks, except one girl named Kristen. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not an American," the girl responds.

"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little annoyed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.

"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason. What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

"Well," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."


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