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Joke: A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are called into the dean's office at a university. But the dean is called out of the office leaving the three researchers by themselves. Suddenly, a fire ignites in the wastepaper basket.
The physicist quickly says "I got this. All we have to do is lower the temperature of the material until it is below the ignition temperature."
The Chemist says "No, I've got a better idea. Lets take away the fire's oxygen supply so it doesn't have one of its reactants."
As they are arguing the statistician starts running around the room setting everything on fire. The other men yell at him "What are you doing?!"
He replies "I'm just trying to get an adequate sample size."
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Joke: A boy named Juan found a book named "You're Bad!" now he showed it to his family. Juan:Father look! I found this book,"You're Bad!" Father:How dare you call me that! After I made all sacrifices to you, you're just gonna call me bad?! Get out! Now Juan showed it to his mother Juan:Mother! I found this cool book in the woods,"You're Bad" Mother:Juan! How could you say that? CLEAN THE ROOM! After Juan cleaned the room, he showed to his 5 years old brother, Pedro Juan:Pedro! I found this book,"You're Bad!" But father and mother got angry. Pedro:What did I just Heard? Did you just told me I'm bad? Brother, I always made you happy and we play joyfully then you're just gonna tell me I'm bad? How dare you! Juan:But Pedro... Pedro:Oops! I'm never gonna talk to you again! Hmmm, what a sad story. Anyways I have a question! What's the name of the book? Listeners to the story:"You're Bad! Narrator:What on Earth! After telling you guys a story you're gonna call me bad? Well then, I'll never gonna tell you guys a story again! Thank you!!!
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Joke: Two fish are in a tank and they see a cat. One fish yells to the other, "Fire!"
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