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Joke: What is a vampires least favorite food?


Punch line: Steak.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)


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Joke: What did the Trick or Treat bucket say to the candy?


Punch line: Hey sweet thing!


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Joke: The farmer counted 199 cattle in his field.


Punch line: He had 200 when he rounded them up.


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Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!


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