Good Jokes

Joke: Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Joke: What are two reasons people wear diapers?

Joke: A man is with his wife on his deathbed. He leans towards her, "Honey, I have one last wish. After I die, marry Joe."

She replies, "I thought you hated Joe?"

He looks her deeply in the eyes and with his last breath says, "I do."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles.

Joke: What's black and white and red all over?