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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl!
Baby owl who?
Baby I'll see you later!


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Joke: An old man lies on his deathbed as he holds his wife's hand, "Dear, these are my last moments. Please be honest with me. Our 5th boy, Donald, looks very different from all of the others. He has a different dad from the others, doesn't he."

Weeping, his wife cries out, "Yes! I'm sorry sorry!"

The man replies, "Who? Who is the father?"

The wife looks back at him deeply and says, "It's you..."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
UPS who?
... Just UPS, I need your signature.


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Joke: Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?


Punch line: The directions said "Put in the oven at 180 degrees."


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