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By Lewis Cook
Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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Joke: In what month do people talk the least?
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Joke: Three logicians walk into a bar and the barkeep asks "Do you guys want a drink?"
The first answers "I don't know."
The second answers "I don't know."
The third answers "Yes."
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Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?
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Joke: A blonde, brunette, and a red head are stuck on the roof of a house. Fire fighters are holding a blanket for them to jump onto. They tell the brunette to jump to safety. When she jumps they pull the blanket away and she hurts her butt.
Next the fire fighters tell the red head she needs to jump or she'll never get down. She refuses because she is scared they will pull the blanket away. They tell her "It was an accident." So she jumps and they pull the blanket away. She hurts her butt and yells at them.
Finally the blonde gets smart and tells them "I know what you're going to do. Just lay the blanket on the ground and back away."
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