Good Jokes

Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!

Joke: What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?

Joke: 1CHILD WAS IN A MARKET BUYING TOMATO. HIS FRIEND SAW HIM AND HIM THAT LETS PLAY CRICKET. THE CHILD HAD CRICKET BALL. BY MISTAKE HE TOKE TOMATO. THE BOWLER PLAYED A BALL AND BATSMAN HITED A SIX.WHEN HE REACHED HOME HE ATE THE TOMATO(THE BALL) HE SAID AAAAAA

Joke: A child asks her mom "Why am I named Daisy"? The mother replies "because I dropped a daisy on your head when you were born." Her next child asks her "Why am I named Rose". The mother says "cause I dropped a rose on your head when you were born". The mother's third child says "ahghhhh" and the mother says "Shut up Deuce."

Joke: All of Chuck Norris' toes are big toes.