Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Joke: Chuck Norris was an only child... Eventually.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."

Joke: When the police dial 911 they get Chuck Norris.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!