Good Jokes

Joke: Yo momma so fat, she ask Semrod to make her thin. And he said "I cannot, it's out of my power

Joke: The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than the speed of light." A tachyon walks into a bar.

Joke: A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

Joke: Why did the badger cross the road?

Joke: Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.