Good Jokes

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.

Joke: A blonde girl is at a ventriloquist act. The ventriloquist starts to tell a bunch of blonde jokes and everybody in the room is laughing hysterically.

The blonde girl stands up and yells "Hey jerk! Not all blondes are dumb. You need to stop with the cheap jokes!"

The ventriloquist says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"

The blonde interrupts him "Stay out of it! I was talking to the little man on your leg."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!