Good Jokes

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Joke: What's the diffrence between a fish and a guitar?

Joke: Who's the wettest lady in America?

Joke: What did the chicken say to the pot of gold?

Joke: What trick can a banana do?