Good Jokes

Joke: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

Joke: Chuck Norris drank his first beer at the age of 21... Seconds that is.

Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."

Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."

Joke: You know what makes me smile?