33 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A blonde walks into a bar. Shortly after another blonde walks into a bar. Ten seconds later two more blondes walk into the bar.
You think they would have caught on after the first two blondes didn't duck.
26 ratings
6 saves
Joke: A blind man walks into a bar and sits for a while with nobody talking to him. He says "Anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bartender tells him "Before you tell it I just want to let you know there is a cage fighting blonde on one side of you and a large blonde softball player on the other side. I'm also a blonde and I can bench 300 pounds. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man replies "Obviously not! I don't have time to explain the joke 3 times."
23 ratings
6 saves
Joke: A blonde walks into a New York bank and asks for a $1,000 loan for a month long trip to Asia. The loan officer tells her "You are going to need some collateral if you want a loan."
The blonde tells him "I'll leave my Rolls Royce, it's worth $200,000." The bank accepts the security and laughs at her for leaving such an expensive car for such a small loan.
When she comes back from her trip she goes to the bank and repays her loan plus interest, coming to $1,020. The bank manager smirks at her and asks "We know you are a millionaire, why would you get such a small loan and use such an expensive car for collateral?"
The blonde looks at him and smiles "Where else can I park my car in the city for a month for $20?"
22 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she got a cut and gravy poured out.
6 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her house to pay the mortgage.
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