Good Jokes

Joke: Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, and their pilot are flying aboard Air Force 1 over the United States.

Barack: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out of the window and make someone very happy."

Michelle: "Well, I could throw throw ten hundred dollar bills out of the window and make ten people happy."

Joe: "Why don't you jump out Barack, and make me very happy?"

Pilot: "Why don't you all jump out and make 300 million people happy?"

Joke: What compound don't you want your kid's report card to look like?

Joke: What church did the raisin attend?

Joke: What happened when the wheel was invented?

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.