Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Joke: What do you get if you take the red dot off of the Japanese flag?

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: Two men are talking about their wives. The first one says, "My wife's an angel!"

The other man replies, "Lucky! My wife's still alive."