Good Jokes

Joke: A man in a bar sees a friend at a table drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"And this month," continued, the friend sadly, "Nothing."

Joke: Why is the tan function so quick to differentiate?

Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?

Joke: Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Chuck Norris wanted new toys.

Joke: Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?