Good Jokes

Joke: Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other, "How did you get to the other side!"

The other blonde replies "Don't ask me, you're the one on the other side."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Wrote you a letter, but you never responded!

Joke: What do cars like on their toast?

Joke: Chuck Norris was not born into this world. Chuck Norris was unleashed upon it.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal honor to meet you!
Cereal = It's a real