Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Joke: Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, Chuck invented the visible light color spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.

Joke: How is a dutch stripper like liquid Drano?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!

Joke: Which stores have the most attractive baggers?