Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself in her car and she had to call AAA to get her out.

Joke: The first twelve months of children's lives are spent teaching them to walk and talk. The next seventeen years are spent telling them to sit down and shut up!

Joke: What do pigs give on Valentines day?

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.