Good Jokes

Joke: Son: Mom I have great news.
Mom: You got a 100 on your math test?
Son: I said I have good news, not a miracle.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats breakfast at McDonald's each morning... At 11:05!

Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?

Joke: What do you call a crab that lives in the North Pole?

Joke: Where do mice keep their boats?