Good Jokes

Joke: A man joins a golfing tournament, but he is a terrible golfer. Lucky for him an evil leprechaun lives on the course and offers him a deal, "I will make you win this tournament, if you promise to never marry!"

The man agrees and indeed wins the tournament. Afterwards the leprechaun approaches the man, "Remember, you can't marry anybody now!"

Adjusting his collar the priest replies, "Yeah, whatever."

Joke: What two words can open doors for you for the rest of your life?

Joke: What is a Jawa's favorite alcoholic drink?

Joke: What do statisticians kill people with?

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.