Good Jokes

Joke: What is a possible anagram of Banach-Tarski?

Joke: A blonde wife texts her husband while he is at work saying "Windows frozen."

He responds "Pour some room temperature water over it."

She texts him "No longer frozen, computers dead."

Joke: What is a job everybody can see themselves doing?

Joke: A man goes home and asks his wife, "If I won the lotto, what would you do?"

She replies, "I'd leave you and take half."

The man pulls out a ticket, "I just won $10. Here's five, now get out."

Joke: Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?