Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she saw "under 17 not admitted" so she brought 16 of her friends.

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her house to pay the mortgage.