Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris eats his steak with a spoon.

Joke: How many topologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: Three blondes are walking in the forest when they come across some tracks. The first blonde says "These are definitely rabbit tracks."

The second blonde says "Are you crazy? These are bear tracks."

The final blonde says "You're both wrong, these are moose tracks."

They argued for hours until finally the train hit them.

Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?

Joke: What did one mountain say to the other mountain?