Good Jokes

Joke: How is going to Harvard like being a sex offender?

Joke: The statistics of bikinis: What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Joke: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

Joke: Why did Alabama raise the drinking age to 30?

Joke: A man is sitting in his living room when his so opens the front door of their house and yells, "Dad!"

The father quickly yells to the son, "If you want to talk to me get in here!"

The son runs in with his shoes on, "Sorry, where's the hose? I stepped in some dog poo."